Sir, have you ever wondered how to create the world and anything that exists??? YES I KNOW YOU HAVE!
Have you ever wondered how to get free milk for free in less than the span of one human being NO! I know you have so im gonna teach how to k? So first your gonna need some money probably around 5 bucks or more depending if ur in Los Angeles or in the Sahara desert.Take your 1999 vehicle ( bike ) and go to your closest Walmart if ur not in America, well too bad ur gonna have to swim over the Atlantic ocean dont know how your gonna make it but i dont care you have to do it if you wanna get a free milk carton.
When you get to the Walmart park your cheap bike in front and DONT lock it someone needs to steal it ( I wonder who would do that ). So your in Walmart try to act American.I your not your gonna have a bad time.Get the milk carton. Pick the gluten free one so you can loose some weight while your at it very easy right????
Buy it and dont make eye contact they might eat you.
Return back home without your bike because its stolen ok!
When you come home pour the milk into a glass and drink it with a sandwich.
Hello my alien overlords its your boy papa smurf. Have you ever wanted to be the president of ur country? Lead the armies do diplomacy and be important? Well here is a tutorial which will help you SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! I guarantee your gonna be a president in one week after reading this.
So first youll need to get on tv.Ez just say you whitnesed a murder.
You will get on the news and get attention. Next youll ask the prime minister if u can run for president. If he says no, show him ur wallet, it works everytime.U will win by trash talking every other candidate.Its very easy I've done it 4 times in 5 countries. Once ur in the office make sure to declare war on everyone! You will do great! And remove the parliament or congress u don't need them ur a good monarch and you will rule the world.
Hi I have noticed people spreading false propaganda about the nature of our planet-Earth.The heleocentric and geocentric maps are false.
Planet earth is flat and it has always been.Don't belive what they tell you in school. Planet earth is flat because how can the water in Australia not fall into space if the eart isnt flat......huh. Tell me.This picture i found on funnyvines.comXD.com proves that earth is FLAT!!!!!!! How can you argue with this picture.It proves we live on a flat planet. |